Ek baat Bolon? Naraz Mat hona
Misleading sms Ek Baat Bolon? . . . . Naraz Mat hona . . . . Bol dun? . . . . . Mein Aap Se . . . . . . Boht . . . . . . . . Pyar . . . . . . . . . . Se Keh raha hun keh uth jao Warna @ \(-_-) |-=|\...
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Funny Pathan sms Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl frnd se honey lagi to rukhsti k time larki or uski maa galey lag ker roney lag gayeen pathan be unhen dekh ker roney lag...
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Public sms Ay Mere Dais k Logo Shikayat Q nhi krty? Tum Itny Zulm Seh kr b Baghawat Q nhi krty? Ye Jageeron k Maalik or Lutairy Q Chunay tum ny? Tum pr Tum hi Jesy Hokumat Q nhi krty? Ye Bhook Aflas...
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3 Bande Hajj Nahi Kar Sakte
Zardari sms 3 Bande Hajj Nahi Kar Sakte 1: Asif Zardari Kyun-K Koi Shakhs Apne Aap Ko Pathar Nahi Maar Sakta 2: Altaf Hussain Kyun-K Hajj Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta 3: Nawaz Sharif Kyun-K Koi Shakhs 1...
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bivi ko thapar maar kr shohar bola
Husband Wife sms Incoming search terms:download free urdu shayeri of rutbaa e shohar
View ArticleAshfaq Ahmed Ki kitab Matti Ka Diya” se:
Ashfaq Ahmed Writer sms Assalam o Alaikum Ashfaq Ahmed Ki kitab “Matti Ka Diya” se: “Abba G Muje Marty Thy To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein 1Din Mei ne Socha K Agr Ami Pittai Krengi To Abba G Kia Krenge? Ye...
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Funny Zardari sms Altaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono lar pary Jin nikal k bola: Asif tumne uthaya pr Altaf ne pehly dekha tha. Is liye jo 3 Wish tum maango ge,...
View ArticleQayamat k din aik sawal yeh bhi poochha jaye ga
Islamic Info sms Qayamat k din aik sawal yeh bhi poochha jaye ga k apni ungliyon k naam batao Jawab: Apny hath ki chhoti ungli (Finger) sy start karen 1> AAMEEN 2> AMAANAT 3> JANNAT 4>...
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After to after in system of education.
Funny sms urdu After to after in system of education. * SCHOOL* Yeh Dunya yeh Mehfil Mere Kam ki nhi! *TUTION* Idhar chala men udhar chala janay kahan men kidhar chala? *MATHS* Ajeeb Dastan ha yeh...
View Article3 saal ki umar me hum kehty thy
Public sms “MAA” 3 saal ki umar me hum kehty thy: “MAMA MAMA MAMA” 10:sal ki umar me “MAMA Kahan hain App” 16: sal ki umar me”uff Ammi meri Itni Fiker Na kia kerien” 20: sal ki umar me”mujhy is ghar...
View ArticleHazraat 1 zruri elan suniye,
Load shedding sms /(” )/ ( ( _/ /_ Hazraat 1 zruri elan suniye, 1 hseena jiski umr 220 saal hy, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghr se gaib ho gai hy, Maa ka naam WAPDA or baap ka PEPCO btati hy, uska naam...
View ArticleDamaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya
Husband Wife sms SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di… 1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia… Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai.. 2nd day yehi drama hoa… 2nd...
View ArticleManat Kyun Maangte Ho Auron Ke Darbar Se “IqBaL”
Islamic Poetry sms Manat Kyun Maangte Ho Auron Ke Darbar Se “IqBaL” “Wo Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere ‘PARWADAGAR SE….
View Article1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
Exam sms 1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya! Mazmun: 1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib! Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib Car b tuti phuti B.M.W thi!...
View ArticleTofani Barish me Aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya
Husband Wife sms Tofani Barish me Aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya Waiter:ap Married ho? Admi: ALLAH K Bandy Khud soch aisy tufan me konsi Maa apne LaL ko pizza lene bheje gi??
View Article1 pathan ne ek Admi ko thaper mara,
Funny Pathan sms 1 pathan ne ek Admi ko thaper mara, Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya, Juj ne pathan ko saza sunai k tum 50 rupe jurmana aada karo, Pathan ne 100 rupe de ker ek thaper Juj ko bhi maar...
View ArticleIs Yaqin K Sath K. “REHMAAN” ney Reham kr diya hai,
Subah Bakhair sms Is Yaqin K Sath K . “REHMAAN” ney Reham kr diya hai, . “KAREEM” ne Karam kr diya hai, . “RAZZAQ” ne Rizq likh dia hai, . “SAMEE” ne Dua’en sun li hain, . “BASEER” ne Ashk-e-Nidamat...
View ArticleMom to children: Jo meri baat maany ga aor meray
Funny sms urdu Mom to children: Jo meri baat maany ga aor meray aagy bilkul Nhi boly ga Main ussy Gift doon gi Chota Bacha: Lo ji. Iss tarah to saary Gift abu k. . !
View ArticleKabhi thak k so gaye hum,kabhi raat bhar na soye
Sad Poetry sms Kabhi thak k so gaye hum,kabhi raat bhar na soye Kabhi hans k gham chupaya’Kbi moo chupa k roye Meri daastan-e-hasrat wo suna suna k roye Mujhe azmane wale mujhe azma k roye Shab e gham...
View ArticleMain ap k liye us ALLAH se dua go hoon!
Dua / Prayer sms Main ap k liye us ALLAH se dua go hoon! Jo Mashriq walon ko dekhta hai To Maghrib walon se ghafil nhi hota. Jo Aasmano ka nizam chalate huwe Samandron ka nizam chalana nhi bhoolta. Jo...
View ArticleNo M.Q.M., No P.P.P., No P.T.I., No P.M.L.,
Funny sms urdu No M.Q.M., No P.P.P., No P.T.I., No P.M.L., No any other Political Party… Hum sirf 1 hi party ki Himaayat kartey Hain aur wo Hai… . . IFTAAR PARTY…:D . ‘\ /’ / \(‘.’)/...
View ArticleHmara tazkra ch0ro na apni bat barha0
Urdu Poetry sms Hmara tazkra ch0ro… na apni bat barha0…. hum aiXay l0g hain jink0….. Nafrtain kuch nhi kehti….. wafain maar jati hain Incoming search terms:Chaman Ki Baharon Mein Tha Aashiyana -...
View ArticleRace mein jeetny wala GHORRA nahi janta k kamyabi kya hoti hai
Anmol Moti sms Race mein jeetny wala GHORRA nahi janta k kamyabi kya hoti hai? , Wo dorrta hai tu sirf apney maalik ke taraf se milney wali takleef ki waja se. , Tu jab kabhi tum khud ko takleef me...
View Article7 Cheezon ki Shikayt kbi mt Kro!
Anmol Moti sms 7 Cheezon ki Shikayt kbi mt Kro! 1- Apni qsmat ki 2- Olad k samne apne baron ki 3- Apna zati makan hote huye uski tangi ki 4- Bhol kr apne Maa Bap 0r apne Ustad ki 5- Ghair k samne apne...
View ArticleLikhna Nahi Aata To Meri Jaan Parha kr,
Allama Iqbal Poetry sms Likhna Nahi Aata To Meri Jaan Parha kr, H0 Jaye Gi Mushkil Teri Aasaan Parha kr, Parhne k Liye Tujh ko Agar kuch Na Mile To, Chehron pe Likhe Dard k Unwaan Parha kr, Laraib Teri...
View ArticleFunny sms- Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay?
Funny Eid sms Wife: Aap Qurbani Ka Janwar Kab Lao Gay? Husband Ghussay Sey: Mujhay He Zibah Kar Lo Wife Pyar Sey: Gadhay Ki Sirf Kamaai Halaal Hay, Qurbani Nahi:-@:-D Incoming search terms:bakraeid...
View ArticlePoetry sms: Tera husn ho Mera ishq ho To phir Husn-o-ishq ki baat ho,
Best Urdu Poetry sms Tera husn ho Mera ishq ho To phir Husn-o-ishq ki baat ho, Kabi Me milon, Kabi Tu mile, Kabi HUM milen Mulaqat ho, Kabi Tu ho Chup, Kabi Me hun Chup, Kabi Dono Hum Chup Chap hon,...
View ArticleFunny sms: Pathan ki BV mar gai. wo boht ro raha tha
Path Funny sms Pathan ki BV mar gai. Wo boht ro raha tha. Sub ne kaha “Chup ho jao. Har aik ko marna hy” . Pathan bola: “Hum chup kese kare. Jub Aba mara, to sub log bola, humyn apna aba samjho, Jub...
View ArticleFunny Urdu sms
Funny Urdu sms 1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya? Papa: NAhi Beta Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kesi;-):-D:-D;-)
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